Certified

Certified is three stories, all linked, following one man’s journey through the major milestones of birth, marriage, and death. Full of farcical situations, shocking discoveries, and profound loss, it is a Four Weddings and a Funeral for the book world.

One Unexpected Birth: The long road to fatherhood as an unnamed narrator finally finds the love of his life after a string of dysfunctional relationships only to face a blast from the past on the day he becomes a father.

One Hapless Wedding: The pressures of matrimony as the dream wedding, in the beautiful locale of Puglia, is nearly scuppered by Justin Timberlake. An encounter with armed police, an Austin Powers lookalike, plus a disastrous boat trip threatens to derail proceedings.

One Bizarre Death: The sadness of loss as our narrator mourns the loss of loved ones with confused emotions, a revaluation of life, and often ludicrous circumstances following their deaths.

A book to stir the memories in us all. The realisation we have all been certified.