Toxic Beer

Unemployed computer engineer Sidney Ramsbottom inherits a small fortune from his late father’s business investments after being found dead floating face down in a large vat of beer accompanied by two scantily-dressed Polish pole dancers, and their three performing sheep Brittany, Lulu, and Michaela.
Before Sid has a chance to enjoy this unexpected windfall, however, he is abducted by a group of thieving alcoholic aliens who have been bumping and burping their way across the universe while on the run from the Intergalactic Police in a stolen spaceship.
They left Sid unconscious in the spaceship’s smelly cargo bay and left him to rot while the aliens set forth to carry out their plans for the planet Earth. They don’t come in peace and are not here to conquer. Instead, they simply want to solve two knotty problems and get back to their carefree, partying ways. One is to offload a mass of leaking toxic waste on their spaceship before it gets them first. Two, and this is the bigger issue, is how to maintain their insobriety when they are left dry after 100 years of being drunk.
Their junior engineer, Harry–a nice guy who is newly appointed after the gung-ho, trigger-happy captain shot his boss–has, thankfully, devised a plan to put everything right. His idea is to hide on the Moon and send shuttles down to Earth to drop off and repackage their waste as a particular toxic tipple and re-stock up on booze. What could go wrong?
It’s up to Sid if he can escape his captors, along with a retired police officer and landlord, to save the day. While the aliens have close encounters of the blurred kind, our unlikely heroes will need excessive good luck, a strong stomach, and a sense of humour for everything coming their way.